Emoticon Theater 7

Alex
What a wonderful summer…
Alex
It’s my favorite season, you know. All the life of spring but warm enough to swim every day.
I can get behind that. Summer’s my favorite too.
Kona
Nothing beats a good dip in the water after a long hard afternoon of doing nothing.
Kona
Alex
So, fishing?
Exactly!
Kona
Alex
It’s good to see you, Kona. Thanks for coming.
Alex
Would you mind answering these two questions for our readers?
Hit me.
Kona
Alex
Kona, does the Escapade let people who come to Fable go back to their old homes to get things they want to bring with them and say bye to family and friends? – KieferSkunk
Alex
Hey Kona, have you ever had any problems with the train when it came to picking some people up to take to Fable, like any mechanical problems? – Caeser
Hoooboy! I love getting questions.
Kona
Gives you that nice warm feeling inside. Like people care, you know?
Kona
Alex
Not here, no. Nobody asks me questions. I’m not a dimension hopping bunny with a magic train.
Alex
And come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in such a good mood.
This really hot passenger of mine gave me her number the other day.
Kona
I have to go back to her universe to actually reach it, but I like the gesture.
Kona
And I also have to figure out if ‘shortstack’ is a compliment or not. It… kind of sounds like it is?
Kona
Alex
Haha… You’re more of a dumptruck, really.
… Okay?
Kona
Alex
Annnd I’ll leave you to it!
That’s the trouble with you all seeing Sandy first. People ride the train back and forth whenever they want. The tickets come and go right into your life when you really want them.
Kona
It means my job’s pretty easy, most of the time. Your heart has to be set on what Fable can give you if you’re on my train. No problem customers.
Kona
But what makes Sandy special is that she really doesn’t wanna leave…
Kona
It can be hard when your heart and your head don’t agree. But if Sandy ever wants to go, she can go.
Kona
So can people get their things and see their folks? Of course!
Kona
We’ll have lots of guests come and go. You’ll see.
Kona
Sandy
My nose is itching. Are you talking about me?
Hey Sandy. Do you mind helping me with this question?
Kona
Sandy
I’d love to. Anything to get a break from the tourists…
So Sandy. Since I was pretty blunt about people going back for their stuff. Why don’t you go back… I mean, just to get something. Maybe that can trick a ticket into your hands.
Kona
Sandy
I tried. But I really can’t. I have so much student debt back home that nothing’s really mine. I don’t have a car or much of anything I’d really miss.
Sandy
My apartment is bland. My books are all rented. I kind of miss my clothes but I wouldn’t risk going back just for that.
No personal possessions? Like nothing from your parents?
Kona
Sandy
No… My relationship with them is complicated.
Say no more.
Kona
So let’s see… Oh, yeah. Does the train break down?
Kona
You can bet your butt it does.
Kona
The train may be a magic train. But it’s still a train. It needs tracks here and there and has all the things you’d expect. The reason it has that iconic shape is a massive boiler that goes down the length of it.
Kona
Sandy
I want to offer my help. But I don’t think I could contribute much.
Haha. And you think I’m any better?
Kona
All of my “repairs” are just cleaning the mud off and sticking chewing gum and candy wrappers in the leaks.
Kona
Sandy
!
We really need a machinist in Fable. Someone with actual welding gear and a lathe and… Sandy?
Kona
You look white in the face.
Kona
Sandy
You FLEW me all the way here on something held together with chewing gum?!
Heh. Guess so. I’m pretty proud of it.
Kona
Sandy
Kona! I think if people knew that, there wouldn’t be a ticket seen in any universe!
I know it’s not perfect. But a lot of life isn’t perfect.
Kona
Let’s just hope a ticket lands in the hands of someone who knows how to fix a hundred ton magical boiler.
Kona
Alex
And I’m back! Thanks for covering that one, you two.
Alex
Now we can get back to the good parts of summer.
Speaking of which. You two into skinny dipping?
Kona
Sandy
I…ah- W-well!
I’ll take that as a no. Keep it in mind, okay?
Kona
You haven’t lived until you swing off a rope into a lake on a hot day.
Kona
Sandy
There’s another side to you I didn’t know, Kona. But I’ll stick to swimsuits.
Come swimming with me and you’ll see every side I’ve got!
Kona
So… You’re quiet.
Kona
Alex
Alex
I’m in.
Hey alright!
Kona
Last one in is a smelly corgi!
Kona
Alex
See you all next time!